I was thinking like 'HOW LA'??Then after some time asking around the engineer, what most needed to grab a project is like HOW to design a system required, for example CCTV, where is the particular place to PUT IT?? But this is not engineer job, it was design from the other department and that is only one of the SYSTEMS, now I just explained one system for simplicity la.
Now before design, I will begin from the biggest and the utmost important thing la, our world most important PERSON in BUSINESS WORLD = CLIENT LO, from there only we get project ma, then for example again la, one of the Putrajaya building needs CCTV system but DO NOT know how to begin wo, so how? HOW? Next paragraph la;
That's where JKR (JABATAN KERJA RAYA) become the best friend for the CLIENT la, now CLIENT ask JKR for help, the CLIENT said : "Aiyo macha how la, I want to put CCTV in my house but no idea macha, susah la!!" , then JKR said : " Pang yao!! no need worry, u ASK me, I'm sure help u one, leave IT to ME!!". Now JKR become second party and go find those people can solve this problem one and announced it to every electrical engineering firm, GIVE ME YOUR IDEA!! = TENDER DRAWING(explain later la)!! Now is the most important time la, many company are joining into this to get the project so MONEY MONEY COME MA, then this come the TENDER DRAWING lo.
TENDER DRAWING is like your idea, on how la u are going to design the system for the CLIENT and follow their NEEDS too sometimes!! This idea is publish and by using AUTOCAD to draw it on the big big paper, like mahjong paper size la and depends how many floor of the building then how many paper as needed lo, then the idea is proposed to the JKR, of course $$$$ also show to JKR HOW MUCH U ARE OFFERING!!
Here show clearer view of tender drawing, only can snap a bit,because copyright ma….
Now now, not your company only ah, got many competent want money MONEY!!!
So for example got 3 company la, and the client request for burger, example la.....
Client request burger must have cheese, patty, mayonnaise, vegetables and chili/tomatoes sauce AND DESIGN COST MUST BE AS LOW AS POSSIBLE;
This 3 company each name is,
A = Mac Ronald
B = KFD
C = Burger Queen
For COPYRIGHT purpose, have to la, and u know what I MEANT rite??
'A' said :"My burger le got all the thing u need la I give u more , my design ok la ,so my design is worth RM1000, boleh ah?"
'B' said :"Haiya my burger got extra punya, the patty got SPICIES version one, and everything is extra also, design cost is RM 1200!!"
'C' said :”You see ah, MY burger ah, EXTRA in everything, more mayonnaise, vegetable fresh fresh one, double the patty size, better cheesy musie and chili tomato, u want it I GOT IT ANYTIME ah!! Design cost is RM 999.99 la!!”
So JKR choose the quality among all 3 of them and see the design, of course la, what I meant in those mayonnaise, chili or cheese is the BRAND of the product U can give the best but somehow la if CLIENT SAID SAMSUNG , don’t give TOSHIBA la…… like what ‘B’ mention is very wrong lo and then COMPARE the COST, see which one is the best in quality also then choose that TENDER DRAWING lo, GOT IT?!
This is the third party where I’m currently in this company right now, when the project is in hand and JKR approves our project then we get profit la, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Well not always WE GET THE PROJECT ma, sometimes when we couldn’t get, so how again, HOW??? Now come to the term SUB-CON(CONTRACTOR), the one get the project call MAIN-CON(CONTRACTER), so we can sometimes became the fourth party or fifth or sixth and so on to get the job in the sense of the job is much smaller and can't gain much profit,to make it better view la, MAIN CON have to do all the installation, choose brand to support customer needs, find equipment that compatible with it, sure la the company can make profit because of many work, but u think they are superman meh, the workload sure divided to other companies so to less burden in their job, but of course the most earning one they grab already la,so the money is getting LESSER and LESSER in the end since SUB-CON SUB the work to another SUB-CON and SUB SUB SUB SUB SUB SUB until money cannot divide to the very last contractor already, BUT NO WORRIES, DIGISTAR is always 3rd or 4th one, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
So U see ah , for example la when student do something like homework , when u want to determine it is WRONG OR CORRECT, HOW HOW(no solution manual la,haha..)?? Ask friend may get wrong …..so ask LECTURER lo!!! This is also APPLY in engineer firm , sometimes the material used might get wrong and design might get faulty, so ASK CONSULTANT to CHECK for US la, CONSULTANT said no likey, then we have to repeat and do again, no likey again? DO AGAIN UNTIL THEY LIKEY TO GET APPROVED!!! This COP MOHOR is HARD to get because anything wrong Consultant KENA, so they have to RECONSIDER NICELY BEFORE THEY APPROVE U!!!
Ok la for now I have write the procedure I learned , next episode comes about the SYSTEMS la, I know read also tired la ,so we both rest la!!
TO BE CONTINUE….

2 comments:
Dai lou! Your post really made me laughed out loud la macha, but its good since you use analogies to explain. I had fun reading and laughing till tears come out. Hahahaha..put a chatbox so that I can spam =p
how to add ah?
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